Transformers Part I

When I see previews for a dumb movie, sometimes I have to make a proclamation to myself or the people around me, "That looks so dumb! I will never watch that!" One of these movies in particular that I have made a proclamation about is Transformers. From the moment I saw the first preview I thought it looked like one of the dumbest movies ever made. I mean come on, cars and trucks turning into these killer robot things sent from outer space or something? And don't even get me started on Megan Fox. It's not even that all the guys in the whole world are in love with her, I'm pretty sure it's just her and her personality that irks me so bad.

Anyways, I just remember nobody thinking this movie was going to be any good, but apparently there are three now and everyone loves them. Well I stuck to my vow, I never watched a single one and I stood by my opinion of the stupidity of the movie. Until now.

Over these next three days I'm going to use watching these Transformer movies as my New. I will critique each of the movies as I watch them. I am going to try my hardest not to be biased against this movie, but I fully believe after I watch them all, they'll be categorized in my life as a big'ole waste of time.
Now if you’re thinking to yourself, "Well if you're so positive on the foolishness of the movies, then why watch at all?"

Well it is very simple my friends, every time I try and explain to people why I won't watch these movies and why they're so utterly ridiculous, they just freak out because they swear up and down and sideways that I am wrong and these movies are great and I can't say anything because I haven't seen them. I guess that’s partially true.
So I will not be ignorant in my opinions any longer! And I will finally have the last word. Let’s just see if this movie can transform my opinion. Haha.

Here we go.

Okay, the cube? Really? Who likes cubes? I think a pyramid would've been better for sure.
Wow, very dramatic beginning.

Okay, so I fell alseep. True I was already tired, but it will cost them major points deducted for that!


1 Kings 19:5
Then he lay down under the bush and fell asleep. All at once an angel touched him and said, “Get up and eat.”